My Five New Boyfriends!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, 
Will Power

Helps me get out of bed .....




Then I go to see John. (Actually I see John a lot, even at night)

Then Charley Horse comes along 
and when he is here,
he takes a lot of my time and attention.

 When he leaves, 
Arthur Ritis 
shows up and stays the rest of the day. 
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, 
so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day,

I'm really tired and glad

To go to bed with

Ben Gay 

What a life! 

Oh yes, I'm also flirting with 
Al Zymer. 

Sometimes I think of calling 
Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker
to come and keep me company.

 Jose Cuervo and Jim Beam 
have been with me for a while now. 

Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....
the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. 

So have fun, think "good thoughts" only, 
learn to laugh at yourself, 

and Count your blessings!

Today's quote: Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade ~ Joan Rivers